MY OUT-OF-OFFICE IS CURRENTLY ON HIGH ALERT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I need my afternoon dose of coffee like a individual needs oxygen. Honestly, the concept of starting my day without it causes me stress. Black doesn't matter much, as long as that robust flavor hits my tongue. It's not just a drink, it's fuel for my mind. I am a being of routine, and that ritual is my daily dose. Fu